This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.
Honestly, when I teach classes it’s always the upper class white girls whose names I have trouble learning because they all literally look, dress, and act the same. Same hair style, hair color, outfits, you name it. And they’re all named Kelsey, Kylie, Riley, Hayley, etc. Basic as fuck, I tell you.
I love this gif forever. This video leads me to believe that sorority girls spend 30% of their time holding hands with one another while skipping in slow-mo, 40% of their time dying their hair blond, and the remaining 30% of their time blowing glitter into the air and / or Alabama’s waterways.
It’s not a parody
And good lord, what is he eating?!
I know he's a bit of a wanker but that's no way to refer to another person.
A few weeks ago, my husband and I went to The Melting Pot. I have been on a medication that makes me a little nauseous, but I felt great. Until I got home. I thought I was going to gag a little, so I just leaned over the bathroom sink and coughed.
And that lawsuit will cost the taxpayers money, not the police. I’m not saying she shouldn’t sue, I’m saying the proceeds from the suit should come from the police retirement funds. When the “few” bad cops start costing the “good” cops money, then maybe the good cops will do something about their “brothers” behavior.
Huh. I drink day-old coffee that’s been sitting in my French press overnight on my kitchen counter. It’s fine.
You should have reminded her before her second anniversary that brides have a year to write thank you notes for gifts given so if she wrote one ASAP she’d still be within the acceptable time period. Because that amount of awful requires some next-level snark in return.
She’s been married four times. Divorce seems to be a part she skips over.
That’s more than A WHOLE HOUSE in many places!
That is an awesome gift, but I would not eat donated cupcakes if I worked at PP. Too many murderous anti-choicers out there.
Theres a photo of me about..3 hours or so after giving birth: My husband is lovingly holding our son. I’m in the background, looking on from the hospital bed with a box of Cheez-Its in my hand and a mouth full of Oreos.
Also, there’s the “we pay your salary” effect.
Yup.
Yeah. I can’t imagine that the kind of person interested in doing this job is the sort of person who would be any damn good at it.
Amy Poehler I am a cool mom.gif