I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

I was like, “Please, please please, be a well-intentioned but ill-advised attempt to teach a valuable lesson about internet safety and privacy . . . Oh Lord, have mercy.”

;)

NO SHITS OBAMA IS THE BEST OBAMA

The important stories that we will never hear for obvious reasons are the ones from women who feel their lives were irrevocably ruined by not having access to abortion.

Vote vote vote! Presidential AND mid-term elections.

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.

That is a pretty phenomenal insult if you are willing to invest the time into saying it. Shitbiscuit is just good for quick and dirty name-calling.

Haha yeah, it’s my new favorite insult. Thanks Deadpool! :)

Shitbiscuit. love it.

This would be hilarious if it weren’t what this shitbiscuit actually thinks of women.

except, this quote comes to mind:

I’m just going to say it.

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

Those fucking teachers are in a shit load of trouble.

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

Say what you want to about Jafar, but that man is a leader.

Not like she has any other options. No education, four (?) kids to take care of, and all the parents (sources of money) won’t let her leave him. I’m not going to call her silly for not having the tools to escape the life they brainwashed her for.