Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

I don’t know why they think that’s a ‘gotcha’ question. If my mother had aborted me, I would have no way of knowing, and thus have no opinion in the matter.

My mom actually revealed to me once that she had wanted to abort me. She as 18 at the time, and my father was an emotionally abusive asshole almost 10 years older than her. He actually threatened to kill her if she aborted, which is why she didn’t. (Thanks, dad? I guess you did one thing for me.) It was shocking to…

Fuck you. For real. Take your ignorant bullshit elsewhere.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

Charlie Sheen is a goddamn virus.

Word salad, I think, though rather mild. He still seems to be somewhat delusional/odd thought processes happening.

“The emotional effects of his diagnosis may help explain some of his behavior over the past two years”

I hate engagement photos. HATE THEM.

Wine and artichokes - I could live on that quite happily

We didn’t do any of those things either.

Augh, the glass clinking. My fiance and I have decided we will fist-bump whenever the glasses start clinking.

Your DJ is a mischievous genius and I would like to bring him to all public events with me. That is truly an amazing win.

I’d walk out of the reception and divorce someone if they smashed cake in my face

Chocolate truffles are the best favors ever. Really, edible favors (other than those absolutely disgusting Jordan almonds) are a better idea than a random trinket that your guests will just throw away.

At my wedding, we skipped allllll the things. No bouquet, no favors, no garter, no cake smashing (no actual cake, as a matter of fact), no DJ, no first dance. We had some other weird & fun things, instead, and still had a great party. I get compliments to this day about how different and awesome and sincerely fun my…

Yea we did fancy popcorn in brown paper bags decorated with white stamping and tied with a ribbon. They came out really pretty and for so cheap. I’ll never understand why vendors try to make people think that anyone wants various crap with their wedding date and names on it.

She was pissed from the start so Im thinking she was furious at him a lot earlier. He really didnt do ANYTHING wrong during the stupid garter thing. He just did it badly.

i go to so many boring weddings. they all look and sound and taste exactly the same. it’s so tragic to found out how much they cost and to think how much they all melt into one event in everyone elses head. at least *they* look happy. (not these people in the video)

My face, the entire time.