The cake smashing is the one I can’t deal with. It comes across, to me, as either a dick move on an unsuspecting partner or a weird exercise in latent hostility.

Why are we still doing this shit?

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

The problem with that thinking is a tip should reflect the amount of service given. A few hamburgers and beers could easily be a $40 bill so the server should be tipped as such.

“I'm a good person!" has been shouted by so many bad people. When you hear that phrase or something similar, avoid the speaker at all costs.

Nah, its cool, since magical gremlins pick up your trash there.

throbbing pikestaff

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.

I have spent the past several years demonstrating to his family that I am a no-fun uptight WASP, so, assuming they’re sober, I’m hoping they won’t try anything. If they’re drunk, though ...

Yes! I really wanted something with sleeves or at least straps, and it was SO hard to find (at the one shop I went to— because I’m lazy and hate shopping, so I was only prepared to endure dress shopping once). The only dresses with any straps at all were deep v-necks, which I didn’t want because I didn’t want my…

I think modest dresses can be really pretty

I wore a strapless to my second wedding (first was a young/dumb elopement that was over as soon as it started) and the few pictures that caught me at any kind of side angle are horrific. I didn’t try my dress with my corset, so I didn’t realize that I looked like that “Here’s the tea bitches” meme. I just bought my…

I’m glad it worked out, but had my dude said just write his while im doing mine i would have been in melt down mode.

yeah i get that, kids are generally part of any family event in my family but when it comes to weddings especially if you are trying to keep it small you are allowed to not invite ANYONE you don’t want to.

also just don’t invite HER to anything anymore. seriously. that is my plan in the future, no one gets a say on who gets invited to ANYTHING in my life anymore.

ugh i hope to god this doesn’t happen again when we have children. i didn’t like having them then, i don’t know them why the fuck would i have to invite them!?! Also my in laws assumed i kenw it was 4 people instead of 2 even though they only gave me 2 names. Because they knew.... my husband didn’t know why would I!?!

Yeah. Their marriage only lasted 9 months because it turns out she was cheating on him before and after the wedding. Best part—when he asked her why she married him, she said it was because he was the only guy she knew who could afford a wedding and she wanted her dream wedding. Yeah, wedding obsessed.

When I got engaged, I was very concerned about my wedding being two things. 1) A reflection of both our personalities and 2) Nothing like my husband’s first wedding. Although there were some things that he admitted he didn’t care about at all, he also had some very strong opinions concerning other things particularly…