I had a Momzilla that tried to make my wedding about her, too. Was crying all morning, didn't want to/barely came to the hotel room to help me get ready, yelled at me in the middle of the reception, and didn't speak to me the next morning at breakfast, or for the next week before we left for our honeymoon.

If me, my large handbag, my gym bag, and yoga mat can all fit in one little fucking Bloor line seat, THIS BITCH AND ALL OTHER SUBWAY ASSHOLES CAN FUCKING DO IT TOO

In all fairness, the MTA didn't include crochetspreading in their Courtesy Counts campaign so how was she to know?

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

I have the feeling that there are enough Iron Shiek stories out there to do a BCO just on him. He's like the definition of performance art.

Know what I find morally objectionable? Adults who are supposed to be available to provide emergency services denying appropriate medical care to CHILDREN WHO WERE RAPED.

Well, "no more" would be inappropriate wording becuase we don't know what is accurate but I was just saying she cited the number, not that I agree with it.

You want to play in the political pool and actively work to disenfranchise others?

Yup. You want federal money? Follow federal laws, assholes.

My favorite misspelled birth announcement read "Oh what an angle she is" to which I couldn't help but snicker and think about geometry...

WHY KINJA. I thought I wanted to comment, but then I decided I had nothing interesting to say, now you won't let me CANCELFFFFFFFF>

Yes... because planning a wedding means you should plan for fucking terrorist attacks.

So I wanted to design my own invitations. And we were being frugal so I went to some website and designed and ordered my own cards myself. I was really into having this be MY thing. Iwas going to get them just like I wanted and I really played with formats and got creative. My partner gave me full reign and I didn't…

My mom threw us a reception for like 30 people since we eloped. She had custom matchbooks and napkins made.

If you aren't going to be invited, what exactly are you saving the date for? I haven't been to a wedding since I was a kid, but I thought you only sent save the dates to actual invited guests. So confused.

My cousin did this last year. She was getting married in June 2014 in NY, sent out a save the date to every individual family member in the fall of 2013, at which point my sister and I (located in CA) both saved the date. Fast-forward to May 2014, and my mom copies my sister and me into her RSVP email to my cousin,…

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

WHO THINKS THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE THING TO DO?! Without asking?!

I am going to share this and hope to god that no one reads it and knows who I am. It's too perfect not to share.

Ok, I'm a bit outraged on your aunt's behalf. I just.... WHO THINKS THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE THING TO DO?! Without asking?! Why do weddings turn everyone into crazy people?