I was about to ask if last week's share counts, but then I saw it in the story so:

Hahahahah. Okay, but that's endearing as hell. :)

Well, maybe you're lucky that yours is just stupid. I'm pretty sure mine is intentionally being an asshole when she does it.

Hahaha, mine hasn't really attacked me whilst peeing, but she also likes to sit in my lap and just otherwise bug me when I'm on the toilet.

you were with us all night.

Some days I get really jealous of the people that get to Derp Derp through life.

The Duggars are just jealous because a cat would only take a few years to have 19 kittens. They have to protect their (asinine) claim to fame.

Some cats like being outside, even in the winter.

To the Duggars:

Because all life is sacred but that cat? Not so much

Joke is on the Duggars. That cat was GAY — and now they are!

I escaped a town that grossly enables high school athletes before pipe-lining them to Brookdale when they're inevitably not college material, so I'm sadly not surprised here. (Note: I'm not knocking every BCC student. My mom and friends have gone there, but even they've confirmed it's a bully's last stop before…

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

As a Californian, I only eat free range linguinis grown in our offshore Linguini farms.

This one comes via my husband, who this actually happened to:

It's ok to not know stuff, even basic stuff that seems like something you should know.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...