I guess I have no doubt that some pizza with fries has existed somewhere in the region, but it's definitely not a Pittsburgh "thing." Salads, yes. Pizzas, no.

Because nothern European restaurants pay their servers a living wage, and working at a high end restaurant can be a lifetime career in a decent city. Here that is absolutely not the case. Servers get paid 2-3 bucks an hour plus tips. Generally, 20% tips will get them up to minimum wage, maybe a little more on a good…

A Messed With Food posting would straight up wear out ALL of the fainting couches.

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

you may be dutch but your post also says you're an asshole. a big fat dutch asshole.

After being confronted about this incident later by a few bold servers and some of the other regulars, he replied that he shouldn't have had to pay ANYTHING on that tab as he came to our fine establishment to enjoy (torment) the pretty servers and got stuck with a BOY.

Yeah, while I have certainly had fun with friendly servers before, and maybe that has resulted in bigger tips, I am more than happy to have them not say any words more than is necessary, and I'm certainly not going to leave less than 20% for that.

I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.

"I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses"

One quick point regarding Heidi Montag's father... the man accused is her biological father, not the stepfather who raised her who we saw on The Hills. The articles and reports I see on this (correctly) refer to him as her dad, but so many people watched that show and saw her interact with her stepfather and call…

Yeah I think that gif just got me pregnant

I just...nope.

I was a sailor for 10 years we blew more than $40 in the first half hour.

They are going to ruin that club's night.

I love how she considers herself part of a 'safe crowd' that the strippers will be happy to see.

HA.

The strippers were happy to see corrupt, jaded, chauvinistic pigs like the lot of sailors I…

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

"I hate it when the president uses teleprompters but you can bet I'll blame one I was using when everyone says I'm a lunatic!"

stop it

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"