As someone who had to spend six weeks with a dead baby inside her, yes - carrying for a couple months more when you know you have a terminal baby in there can be torture. Some women choose it, others do not. If you haven't been in that spot, you can shut the fuck up about it. If you had you would probably realize how…

If the difference between terminating an anencephalic fetus at 21 weeks and euthanizing a senior citizen escapes you, I'm genuinely concerned for your ability to take care of yourself.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

"It's not wild chicken."

WHO GOES TO A RESTAURANT FOR THE "FREE BREAD"?!!!!

Yea, but she said she had eaten them before. If you can honestly tell me that someone could EAT vegetable tempura and think it was bread, well they still deserve to be laughed at.

In what culture are people expected to yell at a waitress for not providing a dish that they have politely explained is not on the menu? For free?

1. She was an asshole because she wanted free bread

Well, one thing is fried vegetables and the other one is bread, so... you know... they don't really look that similar.

a) she was a complete asshole about it.

So apparently you're missing the part where

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

How do these people not fall down and die more?

Are the all-beef hot dogs made from carcasses?

The day you do a gluten-free themed BCO will be the happiest of my life. No pressure.

Kids love fairies, right?

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

RIP, Edward Herrmann. I didn't know he had brain cancer.