Bingo! So glad you're on the team — you'll make a good doc.

Olivia Munn's dress had terrible proportions. She looked three feet tall.

I dunno ... I find myself wandering the aisles about as long as I do in Sephora, which is always longer than I swear it will be. My husband, on the other hand, is generally completely overwhelmed when he sets foot into Home Depot.

"Women differ anatomically compared to men (for example, the average male over 20 yrs of age is 5’10” and weighs 190 lbs, whereas the average female over 20 yrs of age is 5’4” and weighs 163 lbs – in addition, women possess wider pelvises and larger Q-angles than men)."

God, fuck people. IT'S TEA, LADY. You should have brought your dimebag in.

"Pickled your child." Fantastic.

You'll be fine, as long as you are under the care of a psychiatrist and OBGYN. I am currently seeing a reproductive psychiatrist (seriously) whose mantra is "happy mom, happy baby." There are obviously drugs you can't be on, but talk to him or her. I'm currently on Zoloft and hoping to become pregnant soon. Good luck!…

Shut up, and thanks for proving ElliLady's point.

Right??? All the young yuppie things with their Longchamp bags and perfect hair and job that pays them more money ...

OMG. If I didn't love my husband so much, I'd weep for my wedding. (Our food certainly didn't suck, but it wasn't the heaven you describe.)

Ha, I was about to type that. Sometimes things are just pretty, and then you start organizing it, and you realize ... oh, I look like a bride-to-be.

My husband and I had the BEST time being engaged. (The end of the wedding was a shitshow, through neither of our faults, but I digress.) We had so much fun planning it together. I still look on that year as one of our most-fun times.

Cosigned. We didn't get into the engagement/wedding details (ever, because I just never thought about weddings or rings or lack thereof or anything), but we had a serious talk before I would move in with him about the future of our relationship — making sure we were equally in love/respect with each other, had the…

(Sorry, this comes super-late as my computer got fucked.) I just typed "Comcast customer complaints" into Google, and you'll get 100 sites dedicated simply to email addresses at Comcast. I picked one that looked like it had been recently updated, copy/pasted, voila.

Wegmans is the most amazing place on Earth.

Perspective ... you haz it. :)

Um, seriously, humanity: STFU. I would have loved seeing their backtracking faces, but then it means they said something in the first place, and UGH. Who gives a shit?

Please tell me this is true, because now I want to go back in time and eat at your wedding.

Agreed. And during our wedding planning, we said "screw it" on shit like favors, an expensive cake, lots of flowers and my gown, and spent it on the alcohol, food upgrades and longer DJ time to party. TOTAL WIN.

That's because they're all on the PATH coming from Hoboken into the city.