Where did she live? My wife and I have done this with our two kids in LA and have had literally zero negative response four years in. If anyone has thought it was weird they certainly kept it to themselves.

However releases will still be given to prospective recruits by sorority volunteers.

Holder: "and to top everything off, a Nelly song came on"

So it popped the Mascherano cherry?

Rob Ryan: Buffet fan, buffet fan

Texas Rangers Internal Memo

Guerrero: I just bought new vehicle Miguel. But it doesn't work. How do I make a van go?

Girl my dick is like James Joyce: long and hard and forced on you in English class

Damn girl can I call you Dorothy Parker 'cause your ass is rounder than an Algonquin table

It seems like this is an apt metaphor for something.

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Close:

Converse exec: Dammit! Since Meb won Boston, Skechers' market share has increased over ours by 15%! We have to do something!

Recruit: (attends Rice)

So naive. If you really want benefits, snake oil is where it's at

That defense is pretty weak, it's not like anyone has ever *asked* to be roofied.

He jumps so high and fast my telescope detected a red shift

Thank you, freebase God

Shelter Worker: All these little guys are looking for a home. Would you be interested in this cat named Eli Manning? Or over here is a cute little puppy, we named him Tom Brady. And here's a bird we named Cam Newton. And this little guy is JaMarcus Russell.

"What a shit manager!"