What a pompous circumstance.

“Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?”

You ain't trippin' balls unless you're rippin' balls, amirite?

In other news, the Flames have just announced that singer Johnny Fontane will be starting at center next season.

+1

The Dark Knights' Risers

Look how he slashes, cuts & guns it. Somebody sign this kid!

In a tragic mixup at the funeral home, his ashes were replaced with Folgers' crystals, but thankfully no one could tell the difference.

+1

28 K's Later

He gave it a good shot, but word is the studio went with another actor for the role of Tarzan.

+1

Well, you can't spell "blue balls" without ALS

Agreed

I thought I was the only one. That joke, albeit not as well put, was made on an earlier Hernandez thread, and elsewhere as you mention. He's a funny guy but it's proof that rep gives you extra credit around here.

"no one, anywhere, wants to fuck with a guy named "Tom.""

Back at it. Respect.

SCENE: The not-so-distant future

+1 (dying)

Quite the hairy situation.