He should really get that clouty pee checked by a doctor.

As someone who works in an industry where allocation of a single revenue stream to multiple beneficiaries is of critical importance, I see a path forward for AI art… but it’s going to get more expensive, and artists and photographers are going to have to consent to be involved, not unlike the digital content horizon…

Still waiting for Microsoft to get with the program on their so-called Premium controllers: the Elite line. I’ve gone through the better part of a bottle of rubbing alcohol trying to get the joysticks clean enough to stop drifting on me. If any device rocked a Hall sensor, it should have been this one. Ages ago.

This would normally be noteworthy, but Will Smith has really raised the bar on award show interruptions.

I suppose the onus is on one of us Mushroom speakers to get offended at how they made Toad’s Mushroom-accented Italian sound…

I’m quite certain this recipe ignores the proper treatment of chocolate. You’re almost certain to have untempered mint chocolate gloop and crackers on your hands before long. And no, “serve immediately” is just shorthand for “I’m too lazy to do this properly”. Maybe if you’re serving on a thick frozen steel slab in a…

Geez. If a windmill dunk took the form of a comment…

Only thing I’d prioritize a water flosser for is getting further under the gum line. You can even put some types of mouthwash in these. Your dentist might prescribe a wash if your gums need some extra care, and a jet of that wash might be just what you need to get in the pockets. Getting a wash between the teeth is…

Does anyone else want to join me in a rousing round of Old People Complaining About Kids Not Using Words Correctly?

There is a way to do this, but it usually involves being asked to do it.

Now we just need a company to create a compatible board so I can attach my own addressable light strip for a scant fraction of the INSANE price of this.

I made daily use of a BoogieBoard Sync until it wouldn’t hold a charge. Paperless note taking is valuable for people who take active notes in a meeting. And I’d vastly prefer this to that. 

I see Kotaku is back in the business of writing stupid, revenue-generating flame bait...

And then Trump files an executive order that each state have only one drop box and it should be situated in the center of the largest body of water in the state. And all the GOPers follow the order blindly claiming they were “just following orders”. 

It’s kinda like “I’m allergic.” It’s used as a catch all for things you don’t like. “I’m sorry, but I’m allergic to your perfume/the garlic on your breath/your hair color/your politics.” It’s used as a thing that some people apply to everything that nauseates them.

“dead dinosaur goop”

It seems to me the only crime is not reprinting the original words verbatim. Yet, this template is timeless and it has been repurposed repeatedly for noble purposes. The idea that selling a product is not noble is at best a reach at having something to write about today. Sorry, Ari. I know you mean to do your best,…

Ground control to Major Tom. Take your protein pills and put your soup bowl on.

Have there been studies on how their preexisting vivid hallucinations are affected by coronavirus-caused vivid hallucinations?

“Do not think about the load-bearing properties of that wood too long unless you want to mentally reenact a Stephen King story.”