He should really get that clouty pee checked by a doctor.

As someone who works in an industry where allocation of a single revenue stream to multiple beneficiaries is of critical importance, I see a path forward for AI art… but it’s going to get more expensive, and artists and photographers are going to have to consent to be involved, not unlike the digital content horizon…

Still waiting for Microsoft to get with the program on their so-called Premium controllers: the Elite line. I’ve gone through the better part of a bottle of rubbing alcohol trying to get the joysticks clean enough to stop drifting on me. If any device rocked a Hall sensor, it should have been this one. Ages ago.

This would normally be noteworthy, but Will Smith has really raised the bar on award show interruptions.

I suppose the onus is on one of us Mushroom speakers to get offended at how they made Toad’s Mushroom-accented Italian sound…

I’m quite certain this recipe ignores the proper treatment of chocolate. You’re almost certain to have untempered mint chocolate gloop and crackers on your hands before long. And no, “serve immediately” is just shorthand for “I’m too lazy to do this properly”. Maybe if you’re serving on a thick frozen steel slab in a…

Geez. If a windmill dunk took the form of a comment…

Only thing I’d prioritize a water flosser for is getting further under the gum line. You can even put some types of mouthwash in these. Your dentist might prescribe a wash if your gums need some extra care, and a jet of that wash might be just what you need to get in the pockets. Getting a wash between the teeth is…

I see Kotaku is back in the business of writing stupid, revenue-generating flame bait...

It seems to me the only crime is not reprinting the original words verbatim. Yet, this template is timeless and it has been repurposed repeatedly for noble purposes. The idea that selling a product is not noble is at best a reach at having something to write about today. Sorry, Ari. I know you mean to do your best,…

I have my own pinball-able standup cabinet, and what makes all the difference is a nice pair of leaf switch arcade buttons on the sides. There’s a few companies that make leaf buttons, but they are smooth and light. The only thing missing is the torquey clunk of the solenoids, But otherwise, it scratches my pinball…

I keep my finger on the fast forward skip during the “introductions”. I loathe the introductions and confessionals of reality TV. Turns out you can consume these shows at a remarkable pace if you cut out the crap.

They clearly tell the contestants to submerge themselves if they fall in. And they tell the remaining contestants to act like their loved one just died.

Can I get an F for the Abyss track?

“Iron Man VR”

I’m way too invested in this game.

Why yes. I just finished playing Shadow Complex and getting 100%. I forgot how much I love Metroidvanias. I’m starting Bloodstained. 

Here, test our game.

“Enjoy catching her kids.“

The incel “community” is a lot like the white supremacy movement. It’s the last death rattle of the fridge weirdos to band together and develop their own society around their broken ideas.