@Jennacide: During the pilot episode, when he is leaving the hospital, I expected to see loading screens every time he opened a door.

An agnostic, libertarian hypochondriac invented survival of the fittest, eh?

Wait... Anarchists make plans? Anarchy ain't what it used to be...

@Hagame: I think there is an ergonomic problem with doing rear touch pads and 4 shoulder buttons. That's just asking a lot from the pinky and ring fingers.

@thegoofynewfie: Sorry to hear times are tough. Hope this helps

"Her face looks waxen from here."

@JennaW: Clearly you've never seen 'Silence of the Lambs'.

@Inkmonkey: This one's got Black Dynamite in it.

X definitely gets the porn boost, though I am surprised not to see NSF & W higher. Also, O ahead of L? Usually there are two L's for every O you see on the internet.

On first read, I thought it said he played an N-Gage for 18 minutes, 52 seconds. Which, of course, would still be a record.

My favorite planetoids are Titan Uranus and Moon.

Just picked up Saint's Row 2 a few weeks ago. Great value at $20, but worth the wait on the price drop.

@Deftone: Clean, eh? I dare you to rest your head on one of those.

A proper gent never drops his scone, dear.

@collex: He heals the bird, like ET healed that kid, which is the ET part.

I shoot EVERYTHING.

@xXinsane1Xx: I don't think PS3's have CDs...

@Rucky Bodgers (4:21 . . . damn): Nah, the moon is lame.

Articles like this just fan the flames of an already-simmering East vs. West tension - and you know what comes next?

@Yeah!: Is a "€" like a metric dollar or something?