@yertle: Second time I've seen this post.

@gemcosta: From the article, "But then you risk becoming one of those self-satisfied people who talks about how they don't have cable. Nobody likes them."

@hostile-17: WTF is a "£"? LOL

They probably should've asked for a Kotaku 'shop contest rather than just getting some dude to crap something out on MS paint.

@WhatBubble: You have to quote that movie... It's a moral imperative.

Mariah certainly is carrying twins. Also, she is pregnant with two children.

@Nightshift Nurse: I think an asshole list is a great idea. It will way outnumber my "Friends" list.

@Rinaldus: Just to give you a fair warning, the demo is kind of underwhelming.

You should have formatted it like this:

@shkm: I had this discussion with a roommate from college once. Turns out, the word bacon derives from the fact that it comes from the back of the pig, not that you bake it.

@nileppezdel77: I guess if you have to explain it, it's not a good joke but... yeah.

So if the 3DS does well, hopefully MS will try to improve glasses-less 3D 5 years after that.

Seems like she hits the gym to stay in shape for activities that she enjoys, and the author bent that to mean that she is trying to get in shape for her wedding.

I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: Granted, and I know that ABC and Disney are different channels, but they operate under one consolidated parent company. I'll be more specific next time for ya.

What does it say about ABC that "Phineas & Ferb" is the best show in this line-up?

We've got one in Tampa that's even better.

Hopefully by the end she'll be reunited with her father, Jon Voight.

This hack will also miraculously correct the white balance in your apartment.