How about all "too long, didn't read" comments get a Brazilian Vowel Waxing?

Then we pump those profits back into the, uh, profit cycle to generate even more profits. And I know what you're gonna say. Profits? Yes, Stan you're soaking in them.

I think the lack of a NFL license is immediately obvious when you see a running back who is white.

This technique would be worthless to MMO players because the article states that he occasionally bathes.

Life on the internet; one minute you're dating Zhang Ziyi - the next Chris Hansen is telling you to sit down.

@2NinjasTapedTogether: I'm imagining all kinds of scenarios where diamond plating would have saved your PS3, each more awesome than the last.

@Bitter_Monkey: It's pronounced, "Sexcapades".

You know what HASN'T changed since 1986?

@bjorked: But what if this game isn't 3D?

If you want me to buy Madden, do this; make the game a platform - not yearly iterations. Just update the draft and off-season rosters, patch any gameplay tweaks you want through DLC (I'll pay a reasonable amount for it) and I'm there.

Your move, Japan.

@AlucardsQuest: I will explain nothing, not to you, sir, or Sonicsurge or Dragoonkin. The ass-suckery of a few titles aside, I've never been disappointed in a Capaom game I've bought.

Let me tell you what I've always felt;

If Frank can make it from Wonderland Plaza back to the safe room with 8 helpless babes in tow (he can) and if he knows how to handle a gun (yeah!... kinda) then I think he would be OK in the L4D outbreak.

@Salen: His camera was digital, you had to change the battery every 30 pictures.

@Mentuss: And let me add to that point that the first player was only at about 25 kills. In the first game, the zombies were much less aggressive and much less congregated at the beginning.

I'm not going to be coy here; I am buying this. I HOPE it's a good value. I HOPE there is some Frank West in it. I HOPE there are achievements. I HOPE the story is relevant and gameplay is fun.

@NeVeRMoRe666: Yes.

So, someone finally introduced the concept of "editing" to a Metal Gear game....

So you can take your whole posse online - but can you put your whole Posse on Broadway? My posse's gonna be lookin swass with a freak in each sunroof to keep you suckas trippin'