@Cloral: I hated it when civilians jumped in front of my car; couldn't they see they were on MY sidewalk?

@OMGLX: Perhaps you should have taken out all of the feminine nouns, maybe that would've helped.

@PxDnNinja: I think you kind of missed the point of Crackdown. Leveling agility was mandatory IMO.

Casuals beat Core once again.

@AlexBadger's hat makes him look flyeth: Agreed with both of you, except that just because there is no score does not mean that people read the articles before complaining on the forums.

@RaindropBebop: What's that towel wrapped around your foot?

@kettlewhistle: If by "snack" you mean "shameful and lonely Friday night" then it sounds like something I might try.

@valmorphorize: This "Canada" sounds like a magical place. The best description I ever heard was from Dave Foley, "It's like the United States, without all the guns."

@vernichter: That is a perfectly cromulent idea.

Let the punishment fit the crime...

I'm guessing that Jason West and Vince Zampella will NOT be getting starred commenter status...

"Stimulus Package" refers to the only thing that stimulates human feeling in Koticks blackened, shriveled heart...

@Izkariot iz watchin u masterbait: I was playing some Intellivision games on Game Room last night and I think my Xbox was smoking from all that processisng

"as if Nintendo designed NBA Jam."

Does anyone want to trade me an iPad for 34 (slightly used) copies of Hustler?

@anabbeynormality: Maybe the shoulder button aim from the SNES has been mapped to a tilt-up/tilt-down motion control? First person stuff looked stationary.

His wanted level just jumped two more stars. I would stakeout all Pay'n'Sprays in the local Boston area before he completely drops off their radar.

Metroid Other M trailer de Gameplay 2010, you just sold me a wii.

OK, so here's what I'll be calling the new races; humes - you're now called the Hymen. Elvan - you're now The Sleezy Elezeys; Galka - you're Rogaine and Mithra, congratulations, you're all Mo'nique.

"We never chose Afghanistan," Medal of Honor executive producer Greg Goodrich said in a recent interview in New York City. "Afghanistan sort of chose us. We had a story we wanted to tell and it was about Americans shooting foreigners in the drabbest, most colorless environment possible."