EddieMurraySparkles
Eddie Murray Sparkles
EddieMurraySparkles

So if someone steals from me, I've been "punked"? I'll be damned. I was hoping to find these two douches in jail before the end of the article.

What a hilarious prank! KIDS COMMIT THE DARNDEST FELONIES!

I met this guy once. With that face tattoo I assumed he was in a band, so I asked him and apparently I was right. They're called "The Third Shift Stock Boy At Target". I've never heard of them. They must be pretty indie.

That Supercuts is actually popular with a lot of pro refs. I saw Tim Donaghy there a few years ago getting his points shaved.

Uh, because some of us don't give a shit how we look?

"Supercuts in Schaumburg, Ill...not sure whether Hochuli had an appointment"

Fans: All right, this time we mean it!

"We like to share picks..."

-1 cause I hate puns! (but rhyming results in endless fun! :D)

She's implying that her ass is the best ever, a fact made more obvious after she took the worlds best #2 and swapped it out for a Pippen jersey.

I know it can be confusing since the two countries share a border, but Nadal is actually Spanish, Barry.

Someone just emailed me a link to this! Classic!

Yeah yeah, we get it Sean. Suuuuuuure, buddy.

[meh]