Hell learn. If there's one area in which Stassi excels, it's reviewing the recordings.

You have to feel bad for this guy. If it was me who had been in the street washing the windshield on some big-shot's nice car, and then he was all like, "hey, I got a great job for you, get in my car," I'd also be nervous when I found out I was actually making my debut for the Astros.

One one side, a tear. On the other, a tear.

Welp, my charitable giving is done for the year. Enjoy the 20 bucks, NAACTP.

I guess now he's a maizeball brother.

Ha, like anyone would take sex advice from you!

Has anyone ever noticed that if that 6 had a dick, and the 9 a vagina (or vice versa I suppose), it would look like they were giving each other oral at the same time? That's crazy. I'd call it a "two times the fun" position.

Ugh. I hate it when couples start dressing alike.

More like Arrestahoe County, amirite?

There you have it, folks! Your future leaders of T̶r̶a̶v̶e̶l̶C̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ America!

On the positive side, the South of the Border Institute for Mileage Awareness has reached countless individuals over the years.

I don't get it. What's a dirty Sanchez?

He's now Badass Sanchez. Evil Sanchez...

Employee: Hello, A-1 Landscaping, how can we help you?

Coincidentally she's been witnessing more and more car accidents ever since she started recording Vines from her cell phone while driving.

And with that, Nick Young Guardrails, Inc. shut its doors one last time.

But it wasn't an explanation, it's the punchline. It's where I mention I had been graduated for 10 years, thus making me a 30-year old man instead of a kid in high school when this happened.

Joe Plausibledeniabliterno

I'm also distracted by his frohawk making him look like he's turning into a Conehead.

Lebron's lower jaw?