Eddie Murray Sparkles
EddieMurraySparkles
Sep 11 2013
5

I remember that time I punked the Museum of Modern Art in NYC. Me and my pal were wasted, and couldn't find a decent museum to score chicks until a cabbie told us about MOMA. So we got soooooo wasted, and because we're just THAT cool, we went in and snagged a sweet Pablo Picasso, Boy Leading a Horse. Read more

Sep 11 2013
10

Digested read: Two grown adults wear their baseball caps backwards. They steal and soil a couple of authentic Pro Bowl jerseys, which probably hold sentimental value for their owner, a former NFL kicker. In the past, this kicker made a couple of mistakes. But instead of, say, putting out a hit on the thieves, he Read more

Sep 11 2013
7

How exactly is stealing something from someone you don't even know a 'prank'? These douchebags deserve to have charges pressed against them.

Sep 11 2013
8

I feel horrible for Mike Vanderjagt (This is coming from a Colts fan who hated his guts after the "Liquored up kicker" fiasco). Vanderjagt handled this about as well as anyone could of, and you're trying to convince me that these two asshats are legends for being dicks.

Sep 11 2013
4

What I take from the story is that these two dipshits think that because it's an allegedly funny prank it's not illegal to steal and destroy what could be considered valuable property. And they think that geography will keep them from being prosecuted for obvious crimes (hey, if you kill someone, just hop a train for Read more

Sep 11 2013
6

Dom. Your shit sucks. Thanks for attempting to drive the douchey bro stereotype of Deadspin readers front and center. Glad the comments are squashing the shit out of that.

Sep 11 2013
1

What part of everything is supposed to be hilarious and invaluable for a dynamite comedy routine? The part where Vanderjagt feels bad about being the victim of a crime?

Sep 11 2013
11

Clearly the real sadsack is you Dom if this is the best article you could submit at your deadline. It appears that other than one third-rate comedian, you got no one else to speak with you and you ended up with a story that completely misses the real point- they should have been arrested and taught that it is never Read more

Sep 11 2013
2

So, two drunken douchebags steal shit from a bar and it's funny? And people look up to that as some sort of accomplishment?

Sep 11 2013
6

Wow, these guys seem right cunts. I don't see what's funny here at all. If this constitutes "must have material" for their stage acts they should likely look for another profession.

Sep 11 2013
5

what an absolutely terrible article, I'm glad to know that having 2 no name comedians steal from you is what constitutes a "hilarious prank" these days. Why would you ever publish this garbage?

Sep 11 2013
13

I kept waiting for the payoff, but stealing jerseys off a restaurant wall is stupid, and acting like douchebags after the fact makes it even worse. And this doesn't exactly qualify as a prank. It's a theft.

Sep 11 2013
3

Shittiest article ever. Fuck you, Deadspin. I'll be back for the Jamboroos on Thursdays, but that's it. You fuckin' hacks...

Sep 11 2013
5

The tale was a hit amongst bros everywhere, and soon it started making its way around douchebag circlejerks, where it's become the stuff of legend. Read more

Sep 11 2013
7

Best long read of the day! (the long read being the comments to this "article")

Sep 11 2013
8

So the "stuff of legend" in this case is one notch above stealing something sports-related off the wall at your neighborhood Applebee's?

Sep 11 2013
6

At the end of the day we all know Mike Vanderjagt's name. He has a shit ton more money than these two. And I didn't really see how it was all that funny or even a prank to take jerseys off a wall then tell everyone. If they did something clever with them and like sent him pictures and clues for like years to come or Read more