THE DERP STORE CALLED. THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!!!

God, is Paul Pierce a jerk or what?

Pictured: The result whenever I try to quickly create a character in any EA Sports game.

I had no idea. You can photocopy things using Twitter?

HEY KIDS WHO WANTS TO SEE MY JAMES HARDEN DRIVE???!1?

Claude Giroux had to have sudden surgery on his right index finger yesterday in Ottawa.

Ray's handling a long-ass snake? Ray's handling a long-ass snake.

Fly: [smashes into Pierzynski's helmet]

Potato.

That kind of thinking and understanding and logic gets you put on the lists of "Probable Homosexuals" and "Definite Communists" over 'round in Baseball-land.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

You've embarrassed yourself here today. Don't do this again.

We've got an email out to Whitlock.

You're becoming the DS version of Bill Simmons and/or Rick Reilly. I can't wait to see what BlessedToComment has to say about this.

Keeping the '72 Dolphins out of the White House for over 40 years is perhaps the greatest thing Nixon ever did for this country.

"No thanks, I'll walk." - Rosa Parks

I think what Gio really needs is some performance enhancing hugs.

Yeah, but it was from cobra. Sorry man.

Good, it's about time WE started selling inferior goods to the Chinese.