♬ Last thing I remember, I was
Running a liveblog for
A Jennie Garth vehicle
From Nineteen-ninety-four
"Relax," said an e-mail,
"You're like Ziggy, from 'The Wire'"
(Searching for a comeback)
I will now light myself on fire ♬

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

Jokes or GTFO

Enough of these pro athletes and their trophy wives already . . .

A minor fuss occurred when Ashlee tried to toss the bouquet like seven times but Moondog kept bringing it back to her, until she faked tossing it into the bushes and he ran off for about ten minutes.

Laugh all you want, but he did surprisingly well at taking home free agents.

EAT

the worst part? it was ruled an infield fly.

Why use the word "fucking" so much? Is that supposed to make the writing edgy or something?

Italians to combine two of their favorite cultural traditions: making delicious food and venting their irrational frothing hatefulness

TMZ says the sag in Woods's house is limited to the dining room area.

That rivals Rex Grossman as far as payout per pick-six.

Barry I usually love you but this is some bullshit. You obviously left out the most important part of the story to fulfill your "liberal agenda". A&M had recently tried to hire Jerome Bettis to join the practice squad to play at center and Manziel wouldn't let them bring him in. He refused to get in back of The…

Durant: [Giggling] Get that weak shit outta here!

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.

You know, this is nice. I tried having a relationship like this with a coworker. He was all like "What's up, cracker?" and I was like "Not much, N*****". With a slowly-dawning horror I remembered that my god-given name is Anthony Saltine. Plus this guy was Jewish.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

Why is there a promo for the new Michael J. Fox show in the comments?

Don't listen to 'em, RayBlessed. There aren't rules against inside baseball anymore. In fact, I'd say it should be encouraged at this point.