Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

We should have seen this coming, because when he wrestled as "The Future" he came to the ring in prison stripes.

So much for being immortarized in Florida history.

Definitely not a Gainesville native with those "longjeans," or whatever that is covering the lower portion of his legs.

♪ Put me in coach

Didn't you say you were 5'11" and more than 300 pounds at some point, Sean? How did your legs not buckle?

the best way to get around it, we found, was to poke a hole in it

Unfortunately, being the United States Postal Service, they didn't recieve the first notification of allegations until yesterday.

Fucking awesome. DS needs more stuff like this. brilliant.

OK, so here's some stuff from my notebook that didn't make it into the story:

Personally, I thought it would have been best left unsaid, but leave it to the burners to holler about the pygmy elephant in the room.

Barkley: Damn! Horny old women, talking barstools- this place is fucking crazy!

When asked how her crotch felt on his leg, Barkley replied "Furrible".

I can't fault Barkley here. He's just looking for someone old enough to not feel the need to call him "Sir."

At least we know this baby will grow up to have straight teeth.

Gay boxers?

Anyone who tells you otherwise is wishing for some magic rainbow baseball world where every player is squeaky clean and every home run is hit for a kid dying of cancer in a hospital bed somewhere.

If so it's only because he genuinely thinks "humble" is just a flavor of pie.

You created IMG as your own personal burner account?!?

One word for you, Michael: Credenzanerdness.