Hmmm. I like this, but not sure if I'm going to +1 it. Can you tweet out a link to it so I can reconsider?

I can!

Fortunately, ESPN's mid-2000s broadcast of the classic Anatoly Karpov - Garry Kasparov showdown, narrated by Mike Golic and Matt Millen, created a new word that allowed for an anagrammatic replacement: Nerdskis.

;)

Biblically speaking, of course, the last player to actually sleep with their golf trophy was Cristie Kerr, the night of her momentous Longs Drugs Challenge victory.

Ha!

Ha!

“He greets me, ‘What up, n——-?’ But I understand it. So I say, ‘What’s up, cracker?’ But we would never take it outside the building.”

You commenting is great.

Better watch out for that Texas justice bro. Before you know it you'll get in the hole.

"Oh me, a poor lady. I have it so hard. This burden is too heavy."

If I remember correctly - and I think I do - "peppa puddin" is Bill Cosby's name for a post-analingus sneeze when a little bit of poop comes out of your nose.

Whoa, the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow is here! The future is now, and nothing has changed - Raysism still hasn't won shit!

"And then you bring it down on their other ear and boom! All done. Told ya man, not sure what the big deal has been. Knighting figures is a hoot."

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

You leave A-Rod outta this!

Still better than their earlier effort, Con Err.