+ fucking 1

Yay!

This AMA will be the one time Rocker is upset there's no RICAN nearby.

Boy, when you see all of these big NBA guys squatting, they start to look more and more like you & me!

As a morbidly obese man who has arrived at the buffet just a minute too late on more than one occasion, I can identify with this man. Also, I've routinely become hoarse yelling for my Troy walker.

Tim don't worry you are doing a pretty good job. I just recommended the shit out of this column, please refer to those from now on for all of your affirmation needs.

Fellas, be careful when checking out the sequel to this one. Spent some time in Vegas recently and Horn Chronicles, Part Two (Cheeks) is definitely not by Maurice.

Judging by her mascara, I really thought Meghan would have a lack of vanity.

Cool observation, bro!

Could he sense a spiritual tug?

Thompson should've remembered that if you put your left hand in front of you, put all of your fingers tight together and extend your thumb at a 90° angle, you can foretell the game's result.

Yes!

Hee!

Boy, somebody is not a fan of Lynne Truss' work.

P.P.S. Craziest thing happened when I touched this paper. All of a sudden it's no longer 14" tall! Guess I have that affect on shit.

WHOA!

Ha!

You just know Cooper wants to get McClane and McCoy into a room together and beat the shit out of those micks.

Ha!

All X would still be X. No Math up there, eh?