Sounds like your schools are garbage.

Just remember, as soon as Canadians evolve opposable thumbs they will likely be able to operate firearms.

Not that, Canadians are just idiots.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…

Sadly, the man remained on the ground, unattended to, until after the game, as his screams of pain - oooohh-oooh, oooh-oooh-oooh, ooooh-ooh-ooh - were mysteriously drowned out.

I like Riley Cooper's better.

Boy with all of that violence towards their own citizens, they might want to rename it Sochicago.

Would love to accept that high five but this toddler bed isn't gonna put itself together.

Sheath Bar

Milky No Way

No Baby Ruth

Wait a second, Kerry Rhodes was a Gator?

Yet, being out of his kids' lives all these years, he lost his pa role. So sad.

Ha!

Man, I really hope he makes gun barrels.

Such a shame. Yet another reason I'm shocked my Lindsay Lohan Surrogate Bulldog Mom idea didn't take off.

Lay off, he's the only guy who cares more about his curls than you!

How dare you besmirch them. You better hope I never find you. If I do your face will be Re-Arranged.