Ugh what a horrific waste. What the hell are the Ducks gonna do with all those towel racks?

Hope you leave room for commenting!

As part of its ongoing strategy to appeal to anti-establishment - if not somewhat uninformed - youth, ESPN has categorized this as retarded growth.

Ha!

This was his finest moment, but Ossie's worst came 15 years later, when Dr. J proved his mother's argument that one could be in the NBA and also have a respectable job.

They look good at the store, but if you actually put the little Bosh in the Wade, Dwayne will shatter. He can't support it.

Nice.

That is fun!

The search was soon called off after Skip Bayless's proximity kept setting off the meddle detector.

Ha!

Huh. Usually when it's time to go in Colombia, everybody shakes their keys. The silence is amazing.

What a poseur. Should have the insult on the sleeve - everybody knows a true Jets fan goes with the side burns.

No problem - being off-topic rocks!

Oh man, why cut off Linh like that? She was just getting around to her whimsical pho recipe.

Serious question - does Vince get to keep his house? I would really hate to see that happen, especially since Young has never been a big for-clothes guy.

This should totally become your thing.

Well, probably...

Nice.

+1!

Similarly, The Great One admitted he couldn't even beat the Maple Leafs in Wayne Gretzky Hockey, but mostly because his daughter insisted on constantly blowing the cartridge.