All The Wrong Moves

Man, Jake had the best Mullet out of anybody ever in sports entertainment or entertainment or just sports, right Tom?

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It's a natural fit - that lady calls her mons pubis the Round Mound Ready To Pound.

To be fair, Suebmee was a bit flustered after having to rush order a second set of Rick Allen's All-In-One Drum Stick/Crocodile Tickler Set®.

After just one question, Ling had no choice but to cut the interview short.

Damn this post is hot. Check yo DMs Erin!

Cute, but wrong color. WASPs have yellow jackets.

Was surprised Deadspin didn't find this story until I learned Vanessa was planning to name the baby Media.

Hey look, this comment is about nothing!

Acutally he's a Royals fan. His back reads kingham Palace out with the wee lad's name already.

Even though Brent was able to blow them out on the first try, they were still technically trick candles.

Pics or GTFO!

Amen. Also in my neighborhood the cones are not orange but more an odd fleshy hue.

Jordan wore 45 for a while because 23 was retired by the Bulls, not because of this stupid movie you love so much.

Aww, he stole Red, White and Truth from my new reality show about hymen testing!

Aw, the last two words ruined it!

Correction: In an earlier quote from Aaron Hernandez regarding his upcoming memoir, ESPN inadvertently inserted an extra "itie" into a word. We apologize for this error.

that war aint over son