This probably could have been avoided if the Yankees hadn't been so dumb.

Baby,

Jeez man, what kind of bet did Daulerio lose to have to get hung up and tattoo'd like that?

[puts hands on cheeks]

Damn bro u showed him. Really worked him over!

I'm really pleasantly surprised he's not! (aren't we all)

Brett's legacy would be a lot better off if he would've just continued making passes at himself.

This is the worst Macaulay Culkin-related comeback since he tried to resurrect his career after an adolescence of drugs, bad decisions and likely rape at the hands of a pop icon!

Love it.

Special surprise guest, pitching for the Colorado Rockies...Mr. Perfect!

Sounds like somebody is angling to replace Ashlee Simpson on the National Anthem circuit.

That picture is terrible. Just how big are these Cleveland basements?

Speak for yourself, Glasses. My fake orgasms have single-handedly kept the Dial ® hand soap people in business.

Guy on stilts shoulda told the Hornets that, while it may seem like a good idea at first, it's no fun just sitting there staring at a née.

+1!

Voice: Nice move Hamilton, now we can see everything.

+1

For those of your foreigners, sportswriters and avid Yankees fans, this is also known as the 3.785 Litre o' Jeter.

When you think about it, this is a brilliant marriage preparation tactic.