[sees demand]

Jack, you do know it's only the swimsuit models who are treated like sex objects there, right?

+1

Don't think they would let a blind person drive...

Edit: Now this makes NO sense!

This is going to be great as soon as you line up a few of Deadspin's favorite commenters.

[cancels Songz vs Anastasio vs Parker vs Smith Royal Rumble Trey-offs]

Sounds like somebody is finally sick of all the Jets coverage.

Lol!

Good job!

Nice.

Ha!

A lot. Sorry, I should have clarified: my pubes grow in my ears.

I don't know bro. I was born in the 70's and never had pubes.

Hey everyone, get a load of this guy!

+1

Lovely.

Huh, well last time I saw my grandma she did have a pillow on top of her, but I'm pretty sure the box ended up being a bit bigger than that.

Yes, it's a screw top, but that's only because the locker room doesn't have room for another big poppy.

Like either of those can be done at Foodspin!