Wait, are we sure Bill Smallwood isn't Jewish and Jewish?

the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation is involved and testing evidence in its crime lab

What a crock - ESPN ran the same exact article a few years ago about the uterus. Would link to it but it's on ESPN Inside Her.

Pretty bad, but not nearly as egregious as their spelling of Miller Lite.

From what I understand, very little of it is gray, and most is solid Levi by now.

Ugh, enough about these 80's Royals and their sticky sticks.

In all fairness, I hope there's a similar post on Jezebel featuring the most egregious violators of the vag code.

Whoa, you look less pugilistic-y in that photo.

You & Dom...tonight!

Hey pal, the dead fish story is thataway.

True to form, Courtney asked Bob approximately 26 times during those .0058 seconds if he was close to finishing.

+1!

At least there's one around here.

"Without access" my ass.

Boy oh boy, sounds like somebody's Aunt Flo came for a visit!

Nice

"It was great!"

Hee!

On the bright side, Carolyn learned yet another new sex position, as it was the 145th consecutive issue to not feature "maybe later".

Whoa, Estelle looked way shorter in The Golden Girls.