This makes sense. Ever since that fateful black tie event, Anna had been talking about how, one day, she too would have extra arms.

Nice.

I don't know, there must be funner things to do than that.

You know what...I'll be the one to say it.

The sodomy charge, under Georgia law, is for unwanted oral sex

While it may not seem like a good idea at first, having "Human Hot Dog Night" sponsored by Great Clips was, in fact, kosher.

Actually, if you're looking at just the county level, Otis Nixon is winning in a landslide.

BOOM MEGA ROASTED!

Just imagine how bad she'd look not on grass.

Ha!

Jeez, they could've at least waited until injury time.

Unoriginal.

The Nebraska research center is not a very good research center. The only thing people do there is snap.

On the bright side, they were both kind enough to sign that girl's autograph book on the same page. She now calls it her rap sheet.

Bro just star that shit! You're ruining the cleanliness of the thread.

This is my favorite comment of yours ever.

Boy, Hernandez has had quite an impact on the Pats. Now the entire organization is going to sell block letters.

+1, off the handle!!!

And with one amazing, heroine-making swing of the bat, little Hannah, wielding her Wondergirl, drove the ball deep and into the lights illuminating the playing field, burning it down instantly.

We bros welcome you to Gainsville. Yup, leave out that e, we'll slip it in your drink for you.