Detroit Cock Pity

Well at least one of them can legitimately talk about a killer 6 pack.

Nice.

Of course she loves Hernandez. She's about 16 in the clip.

Ha!

Great job, Deadspin. Now somebody at ESPN is going to get fired.

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Sounds like somebody is jealous of somebody else's suddenly comprehensive healthcare coverage.

Ugh, we get it. You don't like joke thieves.

Five times Craggs? Don't you think that's a bit excessive?

[hands over internet]

Just wait until Hernandez receives a capital punishment sentence.

Oh keep your shirt on.

To be fair, in the current system that some asshole designed, he's at 40 anonymous "yay!s" right now.

Mine keeps skipping. What's it say?

Aaron was being a bit optimistic at the beginning there. It'll be at least 10 years before he gets a contract offer from the Skins.

Actually, "Carnage Wednesday" is Rob Schneider's latest theory that fucking a member of Wilson Phillips on hump day cures mumps.

The defense would just like to point out that, seconds after this photo was taken, Mr. Hernandez ended the call in his usual manner by slamming it repeatedly against the metal barrier.

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LOL look at that dude's attire! Who wears a tie that long??!?