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Thanks but no thanks, John. If I want to read about a bunch of dickheads getting clipped, I'll renew my subscription to Bris-toll Today.

Poor catcher - you can literally see his pain. Now he's been shown up by a janitor-turned-good and all he has left to show for it is a bunch of white powder. Catcher, it's not your fault.

Not a bad idea, but it seemed disingenuous for Luntz to promote himself as a leader of the Grand Old Pow-wow.

I'm not sure why these guys thought Bike crystal cup would be safe in the first place.

You are an idiot.

Sexy! +1

Ha!

Give the guy a break - every soccer player's biggest nightmare is a bunch of WAGs on the field.

Yes, but what you're forgetting is that all of that yellow + blue = green.

Yes!

This is weird - the Cubs usually don't start their zero-visibility games until October.

Of course he made them write it - Kobe never settles for just oral.

I heart you.

"I'll have to take your word for it, at least until the swelling goes down."

Hey Barry, answer me a question: if the NHL's cycle is so bad, then why did Lady Byng synchronize hers to it?

Nice.

Hee!

Interestingly - and this is per their husbands - despite having 21 on the board, the Jordanian women were still saying "hit me."

Marginal A making an ass of himself so he can be featured on Deadspin? This reeks of Gallego.