This is actually a relief for Perez. He just thought the dog was dumb since he'd start flipping out when Chris would say "shake?".

Man #1, 59 yrs old - [has sex with Echo's wife]

Hee!

Hee!

Man #1, 59 yrs old - [strikes Man #2, 65 yrs old on head]

[sends angel dust, Pink Floyd album and 11 gallons of water to Sharting saplings]

Heh, yeah.

Remember the Alamo Square!

Heeee!

I like it - shows they have balls. Say what you want to about the Nuggets, but nobody will claim that they're real chicken.

A seemingly endless match-up between these two "opponents"? It must have felt more like some meaningless tournament than a fun game.

Not surprisingly, even after the goal the scoreboard continued to show Mother Nature's opponent with a tabula rasa.

Discarded gum on some empty grass in San Diego is also how the housing bubble finally hit Ryan Leaf.

Boy, I figured that if their supposedly foolproof birth control method didn't work, they'd go ahead and call the kid "Ab".

+1

Great.

+1

Hey, that's how I RSVP to weddings!

pretty much the entire Mac food group...contain distressing quantities of asshole tissue

-Justice Sotomayor, thanking her trusty fashion accessory for hiding her hideous neck in a recent photo op