I'm sorry, but I think AT&T made a mistake with their latest "more bars" ad.

"I know what you're thinking, and you're guessing the answer is 'Ohio'. Believe it or not, though, we actually go with 'Florida'."

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Nice.

This just goes to show you that, even though it may seem innocuous at first glance, all Yankees stories eventually end with an obnoxious request to count the rings.

This is great, but the best thing about the Polish American Football League is that the coaches can never remember how to ice the kicker.

Nice.

The good news is that, after completely failing her only duty on the IndyCar track despite the seemingly overreaching help of sport officials and undeserved media attention, she has been promoted to NASCAR.

Hee!

It's OK, when I comment on IO9 I pretend I can count to I.

"This is Twinkie!"

Hee!

"This is Slinky!"

What's really something is how the RedBlacks fell in love with the WhiteYellows of the Ladies CFL and had a child that just kept winning golf tournaments.

Shhh. [retucks penis]

I've been to a bunch of these, and I must say, the firemen ones are the best. As a lady who tends to get slightly ahead of herself (and who owns 6 cats), they were the only ones who didn't run for the hills when I started talking about "our son".

It's a nice idea, but if I really want to watch a movie about Detroit WRs and tough choices, I'll watch the Titus Young/Charles Rogers joint biopic High Men.

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If you really think about it, this makes total sense. Of course he'd hand out the cocaine & heroin - Mario would just keep the 'shrooms for himself.

Zimmerman then challenged any of these "Nerds" to a fight if they disagreed, noting that "I'll eat them for breakfast."