I've actually got a great version of the MN softball team doing the dugout shave stunt as well, but I won't post it here since it's very NSFW. The poor girl has half of her chin removed - it's a bloodbath.

Ha!

the American judiciary has now closed the book on Brett Favre's penis.

Wait, so this is fine but they don't have a problem with that hooker giving handies to the entire Maryland football team? Sounds like water is a violation, but Turtle Wax is OK.

[knucks]

That took a lot of time. I really thought it would be done in a jiffy.

Doug is not going to be happy with the Boyz II Men reference. He's sick of people erroneously asking him why he's down on bended knee.

Is it true that you found this live funbag in a Chinese toilet pipe?

Jonathan, I'm sure you don't see this a lot down in mom & dad's basement, but, um...that's just a girl.

+1

"Man, that's a lot of sperm!"

Bear: Grills!

Pinhead probably didn't even know how to pronounce ca-tay-log.

If you're looking for more mundane footage from a former King's fan, go no further than Anne Boleyn's GoPro coverage of a wicker basket.

Nonsense! What is he, going to the Philippines?

It's actually not that hard of a job. No need to water them, since Ray insists that all of his plants are like himself, completely self-absorbed.

When reached for comment regarding his suspension, Sale replied with his trademark "aww, don't leave me hangin'!"

Oddly, saying "You? No." 72 times was also what Osama bin Seinfeld did upon entering Paradise.

Yay!

Well, that's what the bouncer gets for working at a limbo bar.