Staffer: Mr. Mayor, to save you some embarrassment, those are trick candles.

+1

I can't believe how far Keyshawn & Justin have fallen.

Hee!

That's ok, after hours of sweaty racing, Danica was left with nothing more than a Hot Socket.

I know it took a lot, but thank you for sharing.

I take it you didn't get the job.

"Nice. 32 fresh leads come tomorrow."

Well, if UEFA is going to just hand out memberships to places best known for some rock, Toronto must be next in line.

Nice.

Rubbing alcohol or not, it sure didn't stop their potato skins from getting loaded.

You're so racially progressive it's scary*.

I love that you printed out that picture & pasted it to your actual VHS copy.

Utt should consider himself lucky that he wasn't seriously injured. By the looks of things, Palmieri is clearly a commando.

Gotta be 'shopped - no Phillies fan would own something without a removable battery.

Oddly, none of Tiger's friends are currently colored.

Hee!

Should also be noted that these policies extend to Dodgers employees as well, since they don't have their own HR dept.

Well, it sounds like Kevin wasn't talking about his cowboy boots when he later tweeted "got my stet's on."

And then I tells the waiter, I says "friend, I'll have the laser-gne bolognese."