I love you.

Huh, I thought VI Penis was a Kathleen Turner vehicle.

The key with an arm roast, of course, is to be humerus.

I heart you.

Hee!

Ha!

Doctors added insult to injury when they chastised the 49er WR for not using RICE technique.

If Durant really wanted to tell his life story, he could've saved some ink and left it at James 1.

Oy vey!

The bigger story here is why was Jakub carrying around two of Kirstie Alley's maxi pads?

You can see Manila from India?

That's the joke. Neither does ponytail boy. Thus his best chance at getting pink slip.

Really hope Bob Ley takes a critical look at this in the next Outside the Unemployment Lines.

Meh. As someone who has a fetish for relief pitchers, call me when they do the full 'pen iteration.

Yay!

Oh you.

Actually, Chapman & Ricardo's relationship has been strained since Saturday, when Aroldis blew off Rickie before the game, noting "I have to go get loosey."

What a sad, delusional man. O.J. was found not guilty!

Be a good sport. Stop running your mouth.

Fascinatingly, you can see a similar roller coaster of emotions play out as various groups apply for tax-exempt status, as captured on a GOPPro cam.