It makes sense. When do you ever hear a Pirate say "Good! Land."?

Officials were first alerted to the problem when they saw the big man shitting in the chimney.

Peyton decided to go with Johnny Cash since - even though he has his moments - he always does his best in June.

In true Laker form, Metta then went and ate everything but Cookie.

That's nothing - the Wizards dedicated entire seasons in honor of Dr. Jack Shephard.

Let us know when he/she shows up!

And she's standing on top of Wesley Warren Jr.'s old scrotum to boot!

It's great that these Middle East bigwigs are showing all of this interest in Queens, but man are they going to be disappointed when they finally see the pyramids there.

For those of you wondering about the lone exception in alphabetical order, just know that they're renaming it Jaded.

Sorry, Barry, but you are incorrect. This type of outcome actually increases his civil WAR.

This comment is not as random as I'd like it to be!!1!

Yes!

I'm just glad they went away from their original plan of also including angelic images of the victims. Guess they decided it wasn't a good idea to doctor souls.

Impressive, but when it comes to SI, Durant still trails Peter King for seconds.

Think they use litres over there, bro.

Oddly, "many HR, sari, elephant" are Rinku Singh's three biggest weaknesses.

My job is to keep that window transparent.

Albert, any chance you could do more pieces like the STRAW-ber-ita one from earlier today? That was your best yet!

I don't want to play spoiler here, but they were stuck in one of Pablo Sandoval's folds.

AJ probably should've followed his instincts and accepted that job with KFRGVNFRGTTV instead.