Hey, where did my PMs go?

What do you expect when they're filming an episode of 16 and Really Pregnant there too?

Kobe did find out the hard way - it's easier to buy honey than to acquire it by force.

+1

"Whew. I can't help but feel that I was going to be next."

I actually waited on these guys in the United Club a few times after their performances. I thought they were great at staying in character, but it turns out they were just yelling out "Oleo!"

I didn't realize the sequester already impacted Gawker. What are you doing now in Miami - drug mule, pool boy still exploring his own sexuality, or a little bit of both?

"Is there a difference?"

Hey, that's Barry's schtick!

Nice.

Taylor actually gets up quickly, misbelieving that it's lunch time. In reality, it's just those polite Canadians yelling "Sir, up. Sir...up!"

Nice.

It wouldn't be rape if it were us!

Let's be honest here fellas, is it really a legitimate rapefruit if it made it all the way to C section?

Nice.

Hee!

Fuck off, Lewd Alcindor.

Glad I'm not the only level-headed one here.

This is sad yet somehow also surprising. What are the odds that many people would spill their drink at the same time?

So, I guess one could say that "measure twice, cut once" is not exactly your...philosophy?