True, but Darryl Strawberry's buddies said the same thing when he finally found a way to hang out with them more than 15 miles from his house.

Silly Yewri. The easiest way to avoid head aches while in Boca Chica is to ask her not to use her teeth.

Poor kid, but this is what happens when your dad is Mr. Ethnic Clean.

I haven't seen a Wheel cause this much controversy since I tried to buy a y!

Actually, Isaac, it's pretty obvious that A-Rod invested all of that money back into the foundation. I mean, look at how flawless and even his skin is!

What a freakshow. I mean go all in, one way or the other. C'mon, one T-Rex arm?

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Curious day to publish this, Mr. Burneko. Regardless, I am not familiar with your particular preparation of eggs and pork and I do not wish to even sample it. Instead I'll begin calling you names. So nice try, Dr. Obtuse.

For those of you wondering, The Arnold Classic is held in Columbus in honor of Schwarzenegger's propensity for sticking his "pinga" into "niñas" who were not named "Maria."

That still doesn't give them permission to stand that close to Andre The Giant's whiskey barrel.

"No sour grapes coach! Next time you get uva!"

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Surprise me!

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Enough! Does it really make a difference if he does that or thinks for 5 minutes about a clever name mixup of a heavyweight champ and an A's middle infielder? The comments are going to be horrible nonetheless.

It's a shot at Bridgeport, not at DiPietro

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Oh, so this is cool, but I get dirty looks when I offer Front Row Amy some French's?