Ha.

This case is still a cinch - the suspect is charged with multiple counts of eluding the fuzz.

Nice.

All these mentions of bullshit ESPn must mean that Kreskin is nearby.

Hougaard, as someone who's been there before, you're probably going to have to pay for that rugby match to have an abortion.

Ha!

Sad, though she did die just as she lived: too young.

Considering he hasn't been able to afford cable in years, Jasen Caffey would definitely win at avoiding BET.

+1

The Red Sox play ball near Nantucket

Nice.

I wish Jeffrey Dahmer were still around - he loves Flambéing Lips!

Is it that, or is it because there's a mole close to him?

You're limber!

Kinja be a dear and rub my bunions, Gamboa?

There are other parts?

Ugh, another team with an offensive Native American name. I told them they should've changed it to the Florida State See-Them-Holes?

+1

+1

Oh boy...guys, James Harrison plays football.