Boneis¡

Ha!

You're giving me such an ereccion right ahora.

Ha!

As a gang-bang loving homosexual Hispanic pool boy who craves more than just one 8 incher at a time, gimme Jim y John.

Dude, I bet Ronaiah totally loves both of us.

Update: Ronaiah Tuiasosopo well on his way to recovery, no longer attracted to Caleb Moore.

Great.

Ha!

You leave Oprah out of this!

I place the blame squarely on ESPN. I mean, of all the retirement gifts out there, they had to get Ray Lewis a lifetime pass to The X Games?

Rick's foster relationship is not even the craziest in the sportswriter world - Jason Whitlock's is simply bananas!

Why are these haters mad at Jessica? With the advent of HPV, Orlando has had no choice but to become "The Pappiest Place on Earth."

That's our Raysism.

Interestingly, if you were to pose this to Rams fans from about '98-03, you'd see a much stronger Kurtosis.

Barry, if you're going to write such an inflammatory piece, at least use the pub's full title, France Football: All We Know Is Da Feet!

In an effort to avoid all of the devil's PEDs, Ray eschews earplugs, mouthguards and water.

Nice.

Nice.

You know what they say - bring a player like Moore to China and you're bound to have an occident.