Is your hindsight better than 20/20?

Fortunately for the 'Skins, the catfishers have moved on and are now focusing on the Eagles, Cardinals, and other bottom dwellers.

As Larry Craig can tell you, digital penetration is useless without Page views.

This list is likely the last time you'll see Peter King and the words "pen, ultimate" in the same sentence.

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Actually, John, ESPN was reluctant to even run an interview. They knew English-speaking Americans wouldn't be able to understand Te'o, as his presence on screen automatically triggers sap mode.

They were both in the Mazda that Rex Ryan was actually trying to hit?

This is also how the Secret Service let each other know that Joe Biden is passed out in the Rose Garden again.

Nice.

To be fair, Etou even offered to undergo Carbon-14 dating to plead his case. Unfortunately, his offer was rejected by O'Connell freshman Amanda Carbon.

Kid should just be thankful it wasn't a heavy fixture.

Finally, Katie will be on the other side of being televised while pulling things out of your ass.

This is terrible news. I really hope his family didn't have anything to do with it.

Sushi (and He and Anybody Else I Can)

That's ridiculous, his publisher is Jewish!

Lutu shouldn't have trouble finding a marrow donor; her entire family seems completely hollow.

I'm shocked he was concussed in the first place - he always played so damn gingerly.

I hope so. If not I'm standing here with my pants down like a dumbass.

Great.