Hee!

Well, this would explain why Manti always referred to her as his "little heroine princess."

I always preferred my own poop.

Great stuff, but the all time nuttiest Mets box score remains Darryl Strawberry's 1997 Costco trip where he found his Nutella cardboard house.

Jerry figured it was worth a shot since he does now work at a state farm.

Sweet, I'll update my C.V.!

Make that 141 characters, knowwhatimean?

Lawyerin' Joe: Well, Jer, they got Pacino to play JoePa.

You should make it a gif so the star keeps disappearing!!1!

His newest cell mates are just happy that it's they, and not Ryan, who will be able to turn over a new leaf.

COTY

In Swarbrick's defense, he did pat the "Ploy Like a Champion Today" sign before giving his press conference.

Ha!

On the bright side, Johnson was able to return to work the very next day, as his rickshaw was undamaged.

Ha!

How could T Dot have been caught? He was so careful, he made sure her eyes were crossed and everything.

"Alright, everybody wear a hat today that best describes your pubic area."

I remember when Albie used to be one of us. Sadly, now he's just a corporate shill, doing all of the dirty work for that yogurt-obsessed Nick Dannon.

Sent from a Pinkberry!!1!

-Matt, after his second pizza!!1!