Sorry, Albie, but I prefer Phintastic's shrimp linguine. I just wish it contained seafood.

h/t to Ben for reminding us

Hamline is also where Kim Kardashian instructs her tailor to cut her mini skirts.

Hey...this isn't another post on ball sharing!

Hee!

Nice

I'm going to disagree with the masses here. If Oddibe gets in, do we really want to open up the Hall to the likes of David Eckstein and other utility guys?

After much internal debate, Virgil has decided to be enshrined in his trademark Freddie the Freeloader hat.

This is crazy, but the wildest 404 bathroom incident, of course, was when Larry Craig was unable to find a page.

Jeanie knew she had him all along. Phil would've been sued if he picked anybody but a Laker to be his three-peat.

Ha!

I'm voting no to bar Chipper from getting a trophy in this wing; he's already had enough trophies in wing bars.

The last penis inside Kim was likely West, the last penis in her was almost assuredly occidental.

This is disgusting. A Burke post on Deadspin about religion and there's no reference to the gif of the Magi?

Man, who knew Nash was so white that he reminded everybody of old shit?

I don't know, Barry, I think NBC execs are already smelling fear; their Nielsen ratings are right at 2.5.

Well at least Scott followed his father's advice to always go towards the light.

George didn't necessarily win it, but at least he was able to finish his race.

Solid.

Ha!