EddieMurraySparkles
Eddie Murray Sparkles
EddieMurraySparkles

Of course, the Penn State football program most closely sounds like a reading of the 1936 AP Poll - both feature but ultimately ignore multiple requests to stop.

"No, I didn't catch it."

The website in question, of course, was ArsenioHallPerformsTheAddamsFamilySong.org.

Sir, up yours.

Ha! You with a heart.

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It's A Blunderful Life; The Drew Magary Story!!1!

Go back to Jalopnik!

Interestingly enough, ESPN told the government that unmanned flight was impossible altogether, based on their coverage of the WNBA Slam Dunk Contest.

"What's this got to do with thorium?"

As a former client, I can tell you that the "unspecified" sex act was merely doggystyle.

Ja!

Jerry Seinfeld Is The Worst

Ugh. Still, this is only like the third most idiotic list I've seen all day.

Ha.

FTSU

"First!!1!"

Zaun may have lost something in translation - sounds like he's getting his eh+ talent after all.

Monopoly

Double Dare