The Price is Right

The Birth of Carnation

The Biggest Loser

Guts

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me

Let's Make A Deal

The Weakest Link

Matt's two cellmates forced him into accepting the extra year by threatening to squish his adopted pet bird that they were cupping in their hands.

Sports!

Sadly, it's the last picture ever taken of the two. You don't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theatre, and you don't say "Cheese" at Lambeau.

+1

You know, there's a reason why the boy loves glitter.

Sadly, former teammate Oddibe McDowell's son was not as lucky. His father banned watercolors in the house out of fear of exorbitant utility bills.

You can't really blame the pigeon - the Chiefs' defenders look exactly like statues.

If I'm not mistaken, "prophet talks to rusty Smith" is also how Mormonism started.

Instead of forcing themselves on someone, these assholes should have followed their own mascot and tried to kiss a little longer.

Nice.

Hee!

Bloody Baby Elbow

Joke's on you - I'm stupid AND blind.