It's really a justifiable misunderstanding - Yount heard about how Sveum kept laying eggs all season.

In a tasty bit of irony, the boys over at ClutchFans were disappointed that the audio and video didn't sync automatically.

Jockey and Bullwinkle

Nice try Mitt Romney!

Nice

Reply @BronzeHammer: plus 1

Great, now I'm blushing.

How did you get my phone number???

Ugh, Barry. I thought this was supposed to be a sports news site? What, exactly is news about this? You could use the same damn headline for every stupid day at the racetrack, Some Horses Run In Circle, Stop, People Feel Sorry About Lost Dough.

Ha!

Ha!

Jeez, sounds like somebody is a bit eager to get between the hedges.

The Basketball Diaries of Anne Frank

Coach Carterstein

Guy's parents released a brief statement, noting that they'd "have much more to say once we finish rounds down at the hospital."

Well, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that, without the sombrero, this guy actually doesn't look too shady.

Is it possible that this was a poor, confused lover looking instead for his favorite dating show, Red Brown Zone?

Yeah, but I also don't have a son.

As an inbreeding West Virginian, I agree with this statement.

You know, the real problem about discovering this window-based violence is that we're almost certainly just scratching the Surface.