This is startling, and could make a civil case all but imminent. I mean, the police knew for six years that Jovan was sic.

Nice.

Ha!

+1

IMG, no need to refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

They didn't listen, but I told those silly Bangladeshi that it was a bad idea to let Rudy Eugene set up a stall at their farmer's market.

Dang, I must have missed that.

Don't you talk poorly about Sean! He's the funniest commenter turned writer since Nickly (real name: Maya Angelou).

an eating enthusiast and father of two

Man would I have loved to see Tim's face when he read this email. Over and over again, in an endless loop.

Nice.

"Man, I could go for a slurpee right now!"

Why are you so tired?

Hee!

Ha!

This is even more embarrassing than MJ's usual country club dress code violation of losing his shirt.

It gets worse. If you look backwards at his history, Ross once made the mistake of calling the D.A. a slut.

Crap. He's not a reverse ladyboy, is he?

Never heard of him.

Stick to the brown-nosing, Gall...err, carry on.